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Stance Demotivational Poster


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ism

TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.

KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"


TAGS: sumo fat guy resistance
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by anon

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:10 pm
He is smiling as he walks little does he know... the young one has a surprize for him.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 6:46 am
The wrestler in the ph**o appears to be Konishiki Yasokichi (Samoan-born in Hawaii as Saleva'a Fuauli Atisano'e), one of very few Americans allowed to participate in Japan's national sport.

DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

TAGS: long distance relationship
Rating: 3.92/5

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rerun - December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

thjis would be great at motitwist

I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse

TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm

REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success

IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea

TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...

PSYCHIC FAIR TODAY - Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)



TAGS: substance drug abuse
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by davidmcglothlin

banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
5L David! ;)
David A - March 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm glad she drove last night, I was hammered!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
that's FacePlant's sister
banhammer - March 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
I Swear I Did Not Do It!
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
Looks to me like a victim from Agdanieles BanHammer swinging. Nobody was safe.


TAGS: going the distance marathon
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by Lee Curry

boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 9:22 am
when you see it you try to hold back your barf



TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.8/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks

50. Caliber Rifle -

I - Am like a thief in the night to you. I can creep up inside you and consume you. I'm a disease of the mind that can control you. I feel like a monster. Am I getting too close for comfort?

TAGS: resistance is futile give up
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 3, 2011, 11:00 pm
Rihanna*. And yes, her song inspired me to make this 1
the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 10:59 pm
Rhianna lyric5

Long Distance Relationship -

TAGS: single long distance relationship future
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 9:08 pm
Another fave


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)

CLOWNS - Resistance Is Futile.


TAGS: beautiful fire forrest admire distance
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - September 12, 2011, 4:07 pm
5 & fav'd



TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by verd

Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?

An elephant in the room -

TAGS: do something of substance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 7:44 pm
Thx guys
rerun - May 31, 2013, 7:04 pm

GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Dang, I do love a string of profound posters on a Friday morn. Cheers, RD. 5L


TAGS: time distance childhood memories irony
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 5:46 pm

MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 1:02 pm
Shivers too?

Addictions -

Distance -


TAGS: victim of circumstance pages of your family album stuck together
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

redhdsrbst - May 15, 2010, 8:01 am
I always heard "The closer the kin the sweeter the skin." - 5 Sweet Lions
forseti - May 15, 2010, 5:11 am
inc*** - a game for the (w)hole family! epic picture, 5 ligers
sickartist - May 14, 2010, 10:31 pm
I don't remember ANY of my ex's relatives I even wanted to see n****... 5L though
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 10:21 pm
Yay inc***!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 9:52 pm
I think Bro-In Law's wife is his sister...ewww!
rerun - May 14, 2010, 8:39 pm

hmmmm, by bro-in-law wife is smoking.....
Sean - May 14, 2010, 8:23 pm
Beautiful. And as we say in my family, Never put off to tomorrow what your sister's future husband won't let you do tomorrow. Or something like that.
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well done, 5L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:25 pm
Hi-Larious 5L.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:04 pm
Is that you, cousin pie?
pieman - May 14, 2010, 3:57 pm
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. That is what Ma(auntie) Pa(uncle) used to say. 5 kissin cousins.

THE DMV - Tall People + Long Lineups = An Unfortunate Circumstance

FINAL RESISTANCE - There will be a moment in life when you just have to give in. For all of us. Even for Poles.

Path -

TAGS: path resistance h***er
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 13, 2016, 5:34 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - June 13, 2016, 4:54 am
Nice. It maybe the path to no where, but at least it's the scenic route. UP yours

Journey -

Discipline With Attitude -